He had a strange aversion to simply saying that he had to pee.
Bartolomé Esteban Murillo, 1640-45
Sometimes it was hard to know.
Gerard Terborch, 1665
Breakfast was such a disappointment.
Hans Baldung Grien, 1513
He never did any work after lunch anyway.
Andrea da Firenze 1365-68
Albrecht Altdorfer, 1510
They rarely let him play, since he almost always cheated.
(Louis Léopold Boilly, 1807)
Original hipsters.
(Louis Léopold Boilly, 1798)
This was their first appearance in a bowl game.
(Ingres, 1851)
Near-wisdom from the ages.
Because people never change.
