He was continually shocked he had to live with such uncultured morons.
Giuseppe Arcimboldo, 1545
Saved this one for Cinco de Mayo, then forgot to post it!
She had blocked him long before then.
Israhel van Meckenem the Younger, 1495-1500
He had a strange aversion to simply saying that he had to pee.
Bartolomé Esteban Murillo, 1640-45
Sometimes it was hard to know.
Gerard Terborch, 1665
Breakfast was such a disappointment.
Hans Baldung Grien, 1513
The audience cheered his devotion to his principles.
Salomon Koninck, 1647-49
People often found it difficult to understand how impressed they should be.
Eeckhout, 1652
Unbeknownst to him, the messiness was intended to be part of the charm.
Domenico Ghirlandaio, 1486-90
He never did any work after lunch anyway.
Andrea da Firenze 1365-68
They always seemed to strike him at the most inopportune times.
Lazzaro Baldi, 1600s
He was a tough critic, but it was obvious to everyone that she wasn’t putting much effort into it.
Andrea da Firenze 1365-68
At least that’s what the ladies told him.
Andrea Appiani, c.1800
They had been wondering why he was wearing the hat.
Andrea da Firenze 1365-68
The school groups seemed to drop in constantly. Just the day before she had purchased three rolls of giftwrap.
Ludolf de Jongh, 1633-35
If he didn’t board soon, there would be no space for his duffle bag.
Vittore Carpaccio, 1490
Near-wisdom from the ages.
Because people never change.
