The school groups seemed to drop in constantly. Just the day before she had purchased three rolls of giftwrap.
Ludolf de Jongh, 1633-35
The new, tighter fashions always made him uncomfortable. Oh, how he longed to sport a mooseknuckle like his hunting companions.
(Carl Friedrich Zimmerman, 1810)
They rarely let him play, since he almost always cheated.
(Louis Léopold Boilly, 1807)
Original hipsters.
(Louis Léopold Boilly, 1798)
He never translated his success into domestic respect.
(Gaspard de Crayer, 1630s)
It was best that he hadn’t seen the portrait earlier, before half had been painted over.
(François-Léon Benouville, 1840s)
Source: shallowsage
Truth was, he had never followed the program the way it was written.
(Baccio Bandinelli, c. 1530)
In truth, her shawl was so last year.
(Domenico Ghirlandio, 1486-90)
They loved the scenes on their cups even more than the rum punch that filled them.
(Konrad Witz, 1435)
Near-wisdom from the ages.
Because people never change.
