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Such promises were the only way to get him to attend.
(Boilly, 1798)
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Such promises were the only way to get him to attend.

(Boilly, 1798)

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Q:What is better red or white wine?

Anonymous

For this we consult Plinius, who, in describing what may be the prescursor to today’s Rieslings in his study of Roman agriculture, informs us that the best wine is white.

 Gaius Plinius Secundus (Pliny the Elder)

According to his adopted nephew, Pliny the Younger, the eldest Pliny also invented the word for hops and was both a top scholar and one of Rome’s bravest generals, up until he succumbed to the gases of Vesuvius. So Plinius knew what he was talking about.

A lesser-known volume on libations, from the younger Pliny, advises us to serve it with a single ice cube.

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Q:I am going to Dubai next week and wonder if you have any recommendations for nightclubs? Not that I would go to one, but I want to be prepared in case someone asks me.

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Historical precedent for Dubai is difficult, as it is a relatively young city, beginning as a regional trading center, and becoming a global one today.

  Ibn Buttata

Therefore, before your trip next week, it is critical that you read all of the 14th century travel writings of Ibn Battuta, who traveled for 29 years straight throughout the entire Arab world.  After completing his works, to absorb Dubai’s role in world trade, we suggest that you visit Trader Vic’s, because of its international theming and music, its location in a souk-based shopping mall, and its name. 

  Trader Vic

We, however, prefer Alpha, because its ancient Greek statues make us feel cozy and at home.

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If they’d leave soon, he could finish organizing his alt-country albums.
(Manfredi, 1621)
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If they’d leave soon, he could finish organizing his alt-country albums.

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A decent conversation was impossible without their self-righteous glares.
(Ostade, 1680)
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A decent conversation was impossible without their self-righteous glares.

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It was pretty clear he wasn’t going to share his Chianti anyway.
(le Nain brothers, 1640s)
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It was pretty clear he wasn’t going to share his Chianti anyway.

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He had been secretly hoping they would come to blows.
(La Tour, 1625)
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He had been secretly hoping they would come to blows.

(La Tour, 1625)

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His resentments slowly began to dominate his evenings.
(Vermeer, 1659)
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His resentments slowly began to dominate his evenings.

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So he took up fighting.
(Codde, 1630)
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So he took up fighting.

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