They rarely let him play, since he almost always cheated.
(Louis Léopold Boilly, 1807)
Truth was, he had never followed the program the way it was written.
(Baccio Bandinelli, c. 1530)
It’s amazing what one can find in their attic.
(Alexandre-Évariste Fragonard, 1811)
This was their first appearance in a bowl game.
(Ingres, 1851)
He conveniently forgot how he himself had bombarded passersby from the cliffs above.
(Cranach the Elder, 1520-25)
He had delusions that he could dominate the court in this town.
(Carpaccio, 1495-1500)
His honesty prevented him from breaking out the foam finger until they won the championship.
(El Greco, 1592)
He spent long hours with his ball, poring over his numbers.
(Feti, 1610s)
Punctuality for hot yoga is always critical.
(Fra Angelico, 1447)
Near-wisdom from the ages.
Because people never change.
