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So she said, but her husband just couldn’t see the need.
(Gerrit Dou, 1658)
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So she said, but her husband just couldn’t see the need.

(Gerrit Dou, 1658)

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Such cheap figurines were not welcome in her house.
(Jan Steen, 1665-68)
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Such cheap figurines were not welcome in her house.

(Jan Steen, 1665-68)

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His guests were duly impressed by such a selfless display for his children.
(Gerard de Lairesse, 1675)
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His guests were duly impressed by such a selfless display for his children.

(Gerard de Lairesse, 1675)

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She could have reminded all the children if caring for that bird had not been so consuming.
(Reynolds, 1773)
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She could have reminded all the children if caring for that bird had not been so consuming.

(Reynolds, 1773)

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He looked forward to the extra five minutes of silence.
(Vanloo, 1767)
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He looked forward to the extra five minutes of silence.

(Vanloo, 1767)

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Q:How can I keep my gym teacher from noticing that I am pregnant?

Anonymous

From the 14th century writings of Johannes de Mirfeld, we know that fitness coaches are especially observant of their students, and often notice health issues others may miss.  

This was true even in the time of the most famous gym teacher, Aristotle. He himself was deluded enough to state that woman was simply an inferior man, although images of him with Phyllis suggest he may have felt otherwise.

 Aristotle (teaching gym?), late 14th c.

We strongly suggest you recognize that you’re not fooling anybody, especially your teacher, who may be able to give you some numbers of health professionals or counselors.  

In the process of that acceptance, you may revel in the added bonus of proving Aristotle wrong, which, quite frankly, you appear to be doing already.

—Shallow Sage

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And he did it with no help from anybody.
(West, 1778)
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And he did it with no help from anybody.

(West, 1778)

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Perhaps, but she still got a badge for it.
(Everdingen, 1652)
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Perhaps, but she still got a badge for it.

(Everdingen, 1652)

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Sibling taunting had made him defensive.
(Quellinus, c. 1640s)
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Sibling taunting had made him defensive.

(Quellinus, c. 1640s)

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