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Happy (or not) Valentine’s Day.
Some graffiti found in Pompeii’s ruins:
- Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
- Restituta, take off your tunic, please, and show us your hairy privates.
- I screwed the barmaid.
- Apollinaris, the doctor of the emperor Titus, defecated well here.
- I screwed a lot of girls here.
- Sollemnes, you screw well!
- Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog.
Nice to see nothing has changed.
Because people never change.
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Her husband was entirely mystified by her disappointment.
(Pieter Aertsen, 1550)
He knew, deep inside, that he was setting himself up for failure once again.
Nicolas Poussin, c.1630
He knew it was something to do with a cannon.
Franz Christoph Janneck, c. 1730s
It’s tough being typecast.
Hans Baldung Grien, 1513
Kind of a tragic story, actually.
Johann Heinrich Tischbein the Younger, 1785
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She was a patient sort.
Bartholomeus van Bassen, 1618-20
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He was continually shocked he had to live with such uncultured morons.
Giuseppe Arcimboldo, 1545
Saved this one for Cinco de Mayo, then forgot to post it!
She had blocked him long before then.
Israhel van Meckenem the Younger, 1495-1500
He had a strange aversion to simply saying that he had to pee.
Bartolomé Esteban Murillo, 1640-45
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