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He was continually shocked he had to live with such uncultured morons.
Giuseppe Arcimboldo, 1545
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He was continually shocked he had to live with such uncultured morons.

Giuseppe Arcimboldo, 1545

Saved this one for Cinco de Mayo, then forgot to post it!

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ownedthestage:

tyleroakley:

memewhore:

freesamuel:

the-astrovert:

HOLDE MINE HAIR

ye olde partie times

Verily, thou art such a lightweight.

Things ye can’t: even.

Thou only liveth once
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ownedthestage:

tyleroakley:

memewhore:

freesamuel:

the-astrovert:

HOLDE MINE HAIR

ye olde partie times

Verily, thou art such a lightweight.

Things ye can’t: even.

Thou only liveth once

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She had blocked him long before then.
Israhel van Meckenem the Younger, 1495-1500
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She had blocked him long before then.

Israhel van Meckenem the Younger, 1495-1500

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He had a strange aversion to simply saying that he had to pee. 
Bartolomé Esteban Murillo, 1640-45
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He had a strange aversion to simply saying that he had to pee. 

Bartolomé Esteban Murillo, 1640-45

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Sometimes it was hard to know.
Gerard Terborch, 1665
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Sometimes it was hard to know.

Gerard Terborch, 1665

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Breakfast was such a disappointment.
Hans Baldung Grien, 1513
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Breakfast was such a disappointment.

Hans Baldung Grien, 1513

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The audience cheered his devotion to his principles.
Salomon Koninck, 1647-49
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The audience cheered his devotion to his principles.

Salomon Koninck, 1647-49

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Jacques-Louis David, 1774
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Jacques-Louis David, 1774

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People often found it difficult to understand how impressed they should be.
Eeckhout, 1652
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People often found it difficult to understand how impressed they should be.

Eeckhout, 1652

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Inconsiderate roommates were always ruining his things.
Giuseppe Arcimboldo, 1545
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Inconsiderate roommates were always ruining his things.

Giuseppe Arcimboldo, 1545

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Unbeknownst to him, the messiness was intended to be part of the charm.
Domenico Ghirlandaio, 1486-90
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Unbeknownst to him, the messiness was intended to be part of the charm.

Domenico Ghirlandaio, 1486-90

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I’ve been more than a little remiss in posting new work to this site for months and months now.

But this week I’ve added a companion site to it, “quotes.”

I have no idea why. But it was a wise decision, I’m sure.

—Shallow Sage

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A re-post for this Friday the 13th

Anonymous asked: Hello.  I’ve recently been cat-sitting for my brother.  While I’ve always regarded the cat as a jerk and held it in quite low esteem, Lately I’ve had to intentionally incite the cat to anger in order to punish it, and thus get it to leave me alone.  Is there any way I can effectively deal with it, while retaining my sense of moral superiority over the cat?

Cats were domesticated by the ancient Egyptians, who we can thank for their morally superior attitude. Herodotus tells of an Egyptian crowd so enraged by a Roman chariot running over a cat, that they attacked and killed the driver. Incidents like this likely contributed to its lofty self-image.

You are not alone in your dislike of the feline.  For example, the skillful lawmaker Pope Gregory IX also held cats in low esteem. During his papacy he declared that the cat was both a symbol and a form of the devil, setting off a cat-killing frenzy. 

  Relief of Pope Gregory IX, US Congress

On the other hand, we remember him today for the Inquisition, attempts to enslave Jews, and for being called the Antichrist by contemporaries. Also, his extermination of cats is credited for an explosion in the rat population that hastened the spread of the Black Death, killing half the population of Europe.

We see different lessons in other societies. Similar stories are told of the Chinese Emperor Shih Huang Ti and the prophet Muhammad, who, upon finding a cat sleeping on his robe, went on and did not wake it, demonstrating sympathy even for annoying creatures. In ancient Indian writings, Hindus were expected to care for at least one cat in their lifetime; perhaps this taught patience.

It is said that cats are excellent judges of character. Consider this carefully, for it may lead you to the root of your difficulties; your struggles with this cat can teach you patience and understanding.

—Shallow Sage

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He was actually running less often now, due to his frustration with the technology.
Marcantonio Bassetti, c.1620s
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He was actually running less often now, due to his frustration with the technology.

Marcantonio Bassetti, c.1620s

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